fatvegan

The sky this morning was painted with bright grey butter. It was badly across the whole hemisphere, with gaps showing through. Maybe our planet is actually a huge piece of round toast that God has been slowly toasting for the last 4 billion years. That might make us the toast mould. You wouldn't think that God would get impatient with toast like us petty humans, but he obviously has. After all, waiting 4 billion years for toast isn't that much for a God. When he bites into us, and has a bit of a crunch on the Artic region, he's going to regret taking us out of the toaster so soon. God may not be quick to anger, but he must be pretty quick to hunger. I can relate.