fatvegan

I couldn't have you treated you better You couldn't have treated me worse

Ben Harper

I could almost imagine John spouting trollop like this. This sort of self-pity would make the world's most pitiful chump look stupid, but it's far sadder to hear it falling from the mouths of fabulously famous celebrities. If Ben and John kept their mouths shut more often and didn't have such narcissistic swaggers, they'd be awesome. Or maybe I'm just bitter. Or probably both.