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23 February 2011

Night of the Flesh Eaters

On the most evil night of the year, a beautiful blonde woman and a ruggedly handsome archeologist hit man, find themselves trapped in a forest haunted by bizarre, flesh eating, Native American demons. As they flee from the woman's crime boss husband, who seeks to murder them for their illicit love affair, their car is destroyed by a head-on collision with one of the demons, a Stone Man. The blonde woman and assassin must escape the the perils of the dark and evil forest, on foot, without becoming demon food or getting themselves slaughtered by the woman's vengeful, Fat Cat husband.

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  1. First thought: To increase his chances of survival, the archaeologist should dump the blonde woman. She has no obvious assets, apart from being beautiful and blonde, and would just weigh him down.
    Second thought: They could hide out for the night. Then it won’t the most evil night of the year anymore, and they’ll probably be OK.
    Third thought: Why are there no bizarre, flesh eating, pasty white anglo-saxon demons? Just saying.

    lesley / 5:48pm / 23 February 2011

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