fatvegan

I just bought some carbon offsets. I have finally become a full on green capitalist. I went off on the web trying to find out how much carbon the average folk were popping out. It seems like quite a lot. I was a bit depressed to realise how much I was probably doing too. I make a lot more of that shit than those Chinese folks and way more than those Cuban folks. Champions they are.

So I did those sums and then bought some nut trees in Guatemala. I have a suspicion it will be one of those things where western hippy organisations come in and bulldoze people's houses to plant offset trees. If it is then I am sorry Guatemala.

I also resolved this morning to stop joking about my carbon emissions. It's not actually any funnier than lots of other shit I really don't think is funny.