fatvegan

I liked the first two Underworlds but Underworld: Rise of the Lycans felt slightly silly to me. There were some neat bits. I think. I've forgotten what they were. It felt a bit too American perhaps. All about freedom and so on. I don't think freedom was such a big deal for people 300 years ago, although who knows. Perhaps the Lycan fellow just couldn't quite pull it off. Probably the lack of Kate Beckinsale didn't help.

Although I think the thing that annoyed me most was just how pansy-arsed everyone was. It was a war between freakin immortal warriors types and I kept worrying someone was going to stub their toe. They wanted you to believe the non-human Lycans were some major threat, but I never sensed that at all. They only even got close because the vampire lass led the the poor puppies through an open gate.

It might get 2/5.