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13 October 2007

Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids

In cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, Wizco Toys of Montclair, NJ, recalled 245,000 Aqua Assault RoboFighters Monday after three dumb kids managed to kill themselves playing with the popular toy, ruining the fun for everybody else.

Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids

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  1. That article is unbelievable. I could not help but laugh but I was not exactly comfortable with laughing. There is something incredible crass about the American Culture. The imporatance of consumerism always seems to come before the importance of people.

    gem / 4:14pm / 13 October 2007

  2. Luckily it wasn’t a real newspaper. Although you could certainly make an argument that The Onion is more reflective of American culture than most media.

    Ryan / 1:50am / 14 October 2007

  3. http://www.actsofvolition.com/archives/2007/october/cnnandtheonion

    Wil / 8:06am / 14 October 2007

  4. I am so gulliable. I actually thought it was true. Sometimes I think the more I study the less common sense I have. Maybe I just don’t remember what I used to be like but common sense factor later is sitting on about nil.

    gem / 2:52am / 22 October 2007

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