fatvegan

Them: My boyfriend doesn't wear a black balaclava anymore. He doesn't need to. He doesn't like them.
Me: Did he like them before?
Them: Yes... but not anymore. He doesn't need one anymore.
Me: So he used to wear one.
Them: Yep.
Me: Was he a bit of a rascal when he was younger?
Them: He was. But he isn't anymore. He doesn't wear a black balaclava. He doesn't wear black gloves. He doesn't wear men's boots. Men's boots he does not wear.
Me: What sort of shoes does he wear?
Them: Now he wears slippers. Grosby slippers. Hush Puppies by Grosby.